Here’s what the world would look like if I Twittered from church most mornings.
7:55: Sitting down. Arranging kids and paging thru bulletin.
7:56: Exit hymn is #710. Does that make this a 7-10 split?
8:15: Sitting, singing
8:20: Communion – brb.
8:24: I’m back. Praying.
8:37: Sat down at the wrong time. Now trying to make it look like I needed to fix my socks and standing back up.
8:55: Done. See you twitterites in the gym for coffee.