The Onion tries once again to short out my computer…

…by almost making me do a spit-take.

TV Critics admit to never having watched The Wire.

Many reviewers from top media outlets assured reporters that they would start watching the Peabody Award–winning show just as soon as the first season reaches the top of their Netflix queues.

Just because Bush is from Texas doesn’t mean it’s another country

A new ad campaign for the Cubs will highlight the international flavor the team has, featuring players from around the world and across the U.S. with their country or state flags behind them.

It’s great that Kerry Wood is proud he’s from Texas, but until he learns how to fall off the mound without needing Tommy John surgery I’m not sure he should be used in any advertising. And isn’t Carlos Zambrano actually from Mars?