Quick game: Take a look at this leaked image of the toy version for The Fallen, the main villian in the Transformers sequel and see if you can guess which component is going to come under fire from concerned parents organizations across the country.
Some quick thoughts about this:
- Did anyone at any point in the toy’s development use the phrase “Big f***ing robot schwanz?”
- What does that transform *from*.
- Is he naturally bow-legged or is that just a side effect from his…condition?
- Am I the only one who looks at this and thinks “He’s going to very popular” in the same voice Marty Feldman uses in Young Frankenstein?

Won’t see him running hurdles anytime soon.