My plan for saving newspapers

All they have to do is implement these three easy steps and they’ll never be bothered by a pesky blogger or that evil, evil Google again:

  1. Put a Robots.txt file at their root domain that says “User-agent: * Disallow: /” and their site will never be crawled or indexed by a single search engine.
  2. Implement a paywall on their sites that is only accessible by print subscribers and asks for that day’s access code.
  3. Make their sites all Flash so most people can’t copy/paste their story text.

You’re welcome.