Lessons to Learn From the Movies

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
When someone asks you if you’re a god, say “yes.”
MITCHELL!
Just in case it comes up you should know the weight of various birds both on their own and when carrying a coconut.
Revenge is sometimes a moral imperative.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side.
Make it up as you go along.
The password is “swordfish.”
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Just in case it comes up you should know how to defeat Rodents of Unusual Size.
Howard Johnson is right.
11 is one more than 10.
It’s OK to realize every now and again that if you played by the rules you’d be in gym class at that moment.
Feel the need for speed.
A great many things in life depend upon your point of view.
A good rug can really tie a room together.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
It’s good to be the king.
Kills below the hard deck don’t count.
If someone warns you about a killer rabbit take them seriously.
You might think Bolivia is going to be a gold-strewn paradise but you should check first.
Coffee is for closers.
Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Every once in a while hit 88 miles per hour just to see some serious shit.
Whatever size boat you think you need, get the next one bigger.
If someone grabs you, breathes in deeply and says you’re their “number one guy” don’t do what they’re asking.
Don’t go into business with anyone wearing a cardboard belt.
Embrace your “dare to be great” situations.
We’ve all got that Barton Fink feeling but only one guy has it in spades.
There’s no fighting in the War Room.
Regardless of your nationality a drunkard is a citizen of the world.
You know…for kids!
Under the rocks are words, and some of the words are theirs.
Make sure the words you’re using mean what you think they mean.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
Agreeing to work on your day off does not mean you can still choose to play hockey, attend wakes etc.
Hover boards don’t work on water unless you’ve got power.
Every once in a while spin a top just to make sure you’re not dreaming.
Rubbing is racing.
Make a big deal about little things, like your name appearing in the phone book.
“If” is the middle word in “life”